The Mechanics of Dolphin Sex: All The Dirty Details You Need To Know

It takes a lot of pressure to simulate an erection like this. Photo by Vladimir Wrangel
It takes a lot of pressure to recreate an erection like this. Photo by Vladimir Wrangel

Perhaps the hardest part about studying marine mammal reproductive anatomy using organs collected from deceased animals is that they can’t get an erection the easy way.

Reinflating human penises postmortem is a relatively trivial feat, says Diane Kelly, a research assistant professor at University of Massachusetts and penis inflation expert. Like most mammals, human penises are mostly fleshy, with lots of vascular space for blood to flow into to make the flaccid structure rigid with turgor pressure. But whale and dolphin penises are a lot tougher—quite literally. “It’s actually a real challenge to artificially inflate cetacean penises,” she told me. Yes, the size makes things difficult—it takes a lot more saline to fill a large penis than a small one—but it’s more than that. “They have what’s called a ‘fibroelastic’ penis,” she explained, which means their penile tissue contains “a lot of collagen, and it makes the penis, even when flaccid, very stiff and less extensible.”

Finding a way around this hard problem is a large part of why Dara Orbach and Patricia Brennan brought Kelly on to the project. The goal: make the first 3-D CT scans of simulated intercourse of any marine mammal species using real, post-mortem genitalia—scans that were just published in a paper in Proceedings of the Royal Society B. Continue reading “The Mechanics of Dolphin Sex: All The Dirty Details You Need To Know”